Daily Archives: March 1, 2010

The news? The Chile quake was pretty much it

Over the weekend, I was toying with the idea of getting up early every morning and posting a new feature on the blog. The idea would be to give y’all a summary of the day’s news — real news, hard news, the kind that meets the standards of a hardcore traditionalist like me. It would be a briefing, and would contain links to source material. The idea would be to revive, and amend, the thing I did for a few days last summer. All in the interests of a newsier, more focused blog.

Sounds good in theory, but…

This morning, I glance at The State and the WSJ as usual. And throughout the day, I’ve watched Twitter off and on for anything breaking. And you know what? All day, I only saw one real, hard, breaking news story: That was the continuing, unfolding story of the Chile earthquake aftermath.

I mean, seriously: Look at The State. Then look at The New York Times. Then look at The Wall Street Journal. Anything else big that fits the criteria? Nope.

One story hardly seemed worth doing the thing. Y’all knew about the Chile quake.

Maybe tomorrow.

Today’s real-life allusion: Gatsby’s shirts

Gatsby shirts

Do you ever experience literary allusions in everyday life? I do.

And I’m not trying to put on intellectual airs here, or top it the nob. Folks who know me will tell you I’m far more likely to see lowbrow connections, such as, “This is just like that time in that movie…”

But occasionally I get way literary. Such as the time over the weekend when I threw my new shirts on the bed. They were having a great sale at Belk — they have a lot of great sales there (yet another positive product placement-type mention for which I am not getting paid) — and I brought home four new shirts that were 75 percent off. (We would-be Mad Men have to dress sharp, you know.)

Anyway, when I dumped them out of the bag onto the bed, I felt a little like Jay Gatsby:

“I’ve got a man in England who buys me clothes. He sends over a selection of things at the beginning of each season, spring and fall.”

He took out a pile of shirts and began throwing them, one by one, before us, shirts of sheer linen and thick silk and fine flannel, which lost their folds as they fell and covered the table in many-colored disarray. While we admired he brought more and the soft rich heap mounted higher—shirts with stripes and scrolls and plaids in coral and apple-green and lavender and faint orange, and monograms of Indian blue. Suddenly, with a strained sound, Daisy bent her head into the shirts and began to cry stormily.

“They’re such beautiful shirts,” she sobbed, her voice muffled in the thick folds. “It makes me sad because I’ve never seen such—such beautiful shirts before.”

That Daisy had issues, huh?

Of course, Gatsby tossed a lot more than four shirts into that pile. But at least I can say that unlike him, I’ll actually wear all four of these. Wear them out, most likely.

Well, enough of that. I’ve got to go out back and stand on the end of the dock and stare at a light across the water…

TV is officially beyond all hope: Seinfeld does reality show

So there I was, innocently checking out The Onion to find out what wasn’t going on in the world, when I ran across an ad for something called “The Marriage Ref.”

Near as I can tell, it’s a reality show produced by Jerry Seinfeld, which also stars Mr. Seinfeld as a member of a “celebrity” panel who comments on video from “real” people’s irritating, depressing, inconsequential personal conflicts.

Seeing this, I was reminded of what a character played by Kevin Dillon said in the largely forgotten film “Heaven Help Us” upon seeing “Blue Hawaii:” “… what’d they do to Elvis? Cut his balls off, or something?

I find myself wondering how a guy responsible for some of the wittiest TV of the past generation could have sunk this low. If Jerry Seinfeld is now doing reality TV, and acting like he enjoys it and finds it amusing (could he really need the money that badly?), then television is officially decadent. Actually, it’s probably past that. It’s over. Aside from PBS and the movie channels, forget about it.

Here, just to remind us of what was:

“I am now semicool,” says Graham to Friedman

Over the weekend one of my favorite columnists (Tom Friedman) wrote about one of my favorite SC politicians (Lindsey Graham). The subject is the Energy Party-certified energy/climate change compromise that Sens. Graham, Kerry and Lieberman are working on. The result is worth reading. An excerpt:

We start with politics. The Republican Party today has a major outreach problem with two important constituencies, “Hispanics and young people,” Graham explains:“I have been to enough college campuses to know if you are 30 or younger this climate issue is not a debate. It’s a value. These young people grew up with recycling and a sensitivity to the environment — and the world will be better off for it. They are not brainwashed. … From a Republican point of view, we should buy into it and embrace it and not belittle them. You can have a genuine debate about the science of climate change, but when you say that those who believe it are buying a hoax and are wacky people you are putting at risk your party’s future with younger people. You can have a legitimate dispute about how to solve immigration, but when you start focusing on the last names of people the demographics will pass you by.”

Another:

Remember, he adds: “We are more dependent on foreign oil today than after 9/11. That is political malpractice, and every member of Congress is responsible.”

And one more:

“We can’t be a nation that always tries and fails,” Graham concludes. “We have to eventually get some hard problem right.”

As for the part where he said, “I am now semicool,” well you’ll just have to read the piece to find it.

Spratt endangered? If so, that’s bad news…

Seems that Larry Sabato’s Crystal Ball has downgraded John Spratt’s chances for re-election:

SC-5 (John Spratt-D)
Rating Change: Safe D to Leans D

Rep. John Spratt finds himself in good company as a long-time Democratic congressman from a Republican district suddenly endangered in this newly-Republican national environment. Republicans had been trying to push him to retire and while it looks like he has rebuffed those attempts, his political future is still less than certain. After voting for the stimulus, cap-and-trade, and the House health care bill, Spratt has drawn a strong Republican challenger. State senator Mick Mulvaney was named by Time Magazine as one of the top ten GOP challengers most likely to become the next Scott Brown, pulling off a surprise Republican upset. This will be House election number fifteen for Spratt, the chairman of the House Budget committee, and he has won every way imaginable. In 1994, though, his margin was just four percent and 2010 could turn out to be at least as close, if not closer.

Sounds to me like that’s not based on much other than buzz. After all, the Republicans have been trying to write Mr. Spratt’s political obituary for quite a few cycles.

And that’s a bad thing, and one of the things that’s wrong with political parties. The thing is that John Spratt is one of the smartest, most competent members of the U.S. House of Representatives, an asset both to his home state and to the nation. And he is a moderate, no Nancy Pelosi or even Jim Clyburn. But the Republicans don’t care about that. They want more Republicans, and they think that seat should be “theirs.” So they throw a certain amount of resources at Mr. Spratt every two years, with little regard to whether the district will get better representation, so long as he is replaced by someone with an “R” after his name. (And I say that with no particular reflection one way or the other about Sen. Mulvaney. I don’t know him. But thus far I have no reason to believe he would provide better representation than Mr. Spratt, and the general trend has been to line up candidates without regard to their quality.)

But you say, that’s what parties are for, right? To provide alternatives, to try to win seats? Precisely. They do so without regard to the quality of the incumbent. They are mindless about it. If a representative has a safe seat you won’t see this kind of effort exerted, even if the incumbent is a total loss. But Rep. Spratt is an excellent representative, so it’s rather galling to see him constantly endangered simply because Republicans see an opportunity.

I wouldn’t mind if the opportunity were that Mr. Spratt is a weak representative. But this happens purely because of the mindless math of partisan wrangling, not for reasons bearing upon the job Mr. Spratt has done. And that’s what gets me.

Oh, and for those who want an example where Democrats have bugged me doing the same thing, look no further than Jim Manning‘s unfortunately successful bid to unseat Mike Montgomery in 2008.

That was, without a doubt, my biggest disappointment in that election (yes, bigger than McCain losing, because after all, I liked Obama, too). Mike Montgomery was to Richland County Council what Mr. Spratt is to Congress, only perhaps more so: One of the smartest, most competent, hard-working members. And he was unseated by a guy who had only two arguments for his candidacy, one of them exceedingly narrow (about a portion of the district rather than the county as a whole) and the other being the simple fact that he had a “D” after his name.

Mike Montgomery’s loss was Richland County’s and it happened purely because of partisan math, not because of the quality of the job he had done. And I hate it when that happens.