The “hilarious” blog about the “foibles” of the punctuation-challenged

Don’t know if the “inappropriate” use of quotation “marks” is one of your peeves the way it is mine, but if so, you will likely “enjoy” this blog that the Shop Tart brought to my “attention.” It’s called The “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks. What else?

You’ll “laugh.” Until you “cry.”

6 thoughts on “The “hilarious” blog about the “foibles” of the punctuation-challenged

  1. Kathryn Fenner

    Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?

    Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business
    signs to alert the reader than an “S” is coming up at the end of a
    word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK’S, or: NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR
    ANY ITEM’S. Another important grammar concept to bear in mind when
    creating hand- lettered small-business signs is that you should put
    quotation marks around random words for decoration, as in “TRY” OUR HOT
    DOG’S, or even TRY “OUR” HOT DOG’S.

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  2. phillip

    loved the website, excellent! Must confess to overusing quotation marks in my own “writing.”

    one frequently seen grammatical error is the misuse of the plural negative, as on some trains/subways: “All doors will not open.”

    I’ll just be happy when more restaurants than not spell “prosciutto” correctly…

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  3. Kathryn Fenner

    @phillip, based on your well-written comments heretofore, I hardly think you are in the category here. Using quotation marks to indicate irony or some similar detachment, while certainly overused by some at times, is not the same thing as randomly placing them around words, as if to italicize them, or because they are proper nouns….

    “Vine ripe” tomatoes–that’s a popular one, and I don’t think they really mean to highlight that the tomatoes are not “vine-ripened” at all, but green ones ethylene-gassed to pink rocks.

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  4. Nick Nielsen

    I’ve been to a few places that don’t have exit signs, but do have “Entrance” signs.

    My pet peeve is the apostrophe. I’ve always cringed at the wood-burned name signs in front of houses: The Smith’s, The Davidson’s, The Jone’s.

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