And I didn’t get him a thing. Or him, either

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In case you didn’t get this slick brochure from state Treasurer candidate Jeff Willis, I want to pass on part of its contents, included along with the urgent admonishment to "Put Me On Your Refrigerator!"

Here it is, with misspellings and stylistic inconsistencies included:

Important Dates to Remember
2005

Nov 19 — Carolina/Clemson Game
Dec 05 — Sen. Strom Thurmond’s Birthday
Dec 20 — Cong. Henry Brown’s Birthday

2006
Jan 30 — Vice President Dick Cheney’s Birthday
Feb 14 — Cong. Gresham Barrett’s Birthday
Feb 29 — SC GOP Chairman Katon Dawson’s Birthday
Mar 20 — Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer’s Birthday
May 27 — Atty Gen. Henry McMaster’s Birthday
May 28 — Gov. Mark Sanford’s Birthday
Jun 13 — Primary Election Day
June 27 — Runoff Election Day

Jul 06 — President George Bush’s Birthday
Jul 09 — Sen. Lindsey Graham’s Birthday
Jul 24 — Gov. Carol (sic) Campbell’s Birthday
Jul 31 — Cong. Joe Wilson’s Birthday
Sep 02 — Sen. Jim DeMint Birthday
Oct 11 — Cong. Bob Inglis’ Birthday
Nov 7th — 2006 Election Day

I’ll let you guess which party’s nomination Mr. Willis is seeking (and no fair looking at the little elephant!).

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