Just got an op-ed submission, and the e-mail containing it had this heading: "Timely op-ed on Diana’s death."
That would be Diana Spencer, who used to be married to the royal Brit with the ears. The proffered piece was titled,"What I learned from the Death of Princess Diana and the Life of Mother Teresa," and was authored by one Les T. Csorba.
Gosh, Lester, you got scooped by about 10 years. The competition totally spanked you on this one. Maybe you should drop the "timely" bit. Sorry, pal.
Well, not all that sorry. I’ve about had it with my e-mail slot being overwhelmed with unsolicited pooge.