Power Lines Fall on Crashed Vehicle, Driver Trapped: MyFoxPHOENIX.com
This morning, Jack Kuenzie of WIS brings my attention to this. This guy is being billed on The Daily What as the “Second Coming of Chris Farley,” and I can see that.
I also see a little of Hurley, the guy from “Lost,” even though this guy isn’t nearly as big as either of them. Know what I mean, dude?
The situation was extremely serious — as KSAZ in Phoenix described, “The driver of an SUV was trapped Thursday afternoon when he lost control of his vehicle and it rolled over and struck a utility pole.” But the entertainment value in this description is undeniable.
I wonder if his tongue is pierced? Something extra and metal is flapping around in there — which could account for drawing all those BIG ARCS.
Just your average Nikki Haley voter.
See, now, Nikki — that wasn’t me; that was Doug…
Aww, Burl beat me to it…
“Reality hits ya hard, bro!”
Does SC Guv’not Nikki Haley even read your blog?
You, after all, spent most of your career working for the “Lame Stream Media”.