One of my Facebook friends of the female persuasion posted the above notice today.
OK. What’s a recipe book? And where do we keep it? Since my dinner’s in it, will I be able to find it by smell?
Ladies, never, ever think that you can manipulate us by being clever. Our sheer, unforced obtuseness, combined with the fact that evolution has developed helplessness in us to a stage you can’t even begin to fathom, will always defeat you.