Is it possible that the Almighty’s first language is not English?

What else are we left to conclude? I received this spam comment yesterday, posted by “God Almighty:”

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That was it. Decipher away..

4 thoughts on “Is it possible that the Almighty’s first language is not English?”

  1. Norm Ivey

    “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the Lord. “As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.”

    Isaiah 55:8-9 New International Version (NIV)

    Does God follow you on Twitter as well?

  2. Karen Pearson

    Obviously it isn’t. That paragraph was translated from Chinese to English by a Greek who didn’t like either language very much.

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