A colleague found this in her spam folder, and knew I’d enjoy it. I pass it on in the same spirit:
I am Mr Hosni Mubarak former leader of Egyptian am currently released from prison charges of complicity resulting from political turmoil during the 2011 the government has seized everything i have here and prevent us from traveling out of Egypt because the released is conditional.
As a result of this, I need somebody outside Egypt to represent my interest to manage our reserved funds value (25,000,000.00 U.SD) in long-term business venture especially in public and private business (including real estate investment,
I am willing to negotiate with you how much I will offer you to handle this for me after your acceptance. And all needed to proceed the legality and movement of the (25,000,000.00 U.SD) shall or will be duly obtained in due course.
Mr Hosni Mubarak