I just kind of enjoyed this Tweet today. I also liked the photo, above, that Stan Dubinsky posted on Facebook in response to my retweet of it…
HOW TO AVOID A WEREWOLF ATTACK:
1. Do not run. Maintain eye contact.
2. Question their dominance. “Who’s a good boy?”
3. Keep them in suspense. “Who’s a good boy?!”
4. Pop the surprise. “YOU are!”
5. Treats. Hard biscuits tackle bad breath and improve digestive health.— Phil Burgess (@PaintYourDragon) January 7, 2018
That’s all. As you were…
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Of course, I do object to the glaring grammatical error. Obviously, that should be “Question HIS dominance” rather than “Question their dominance.” We know that because we’re asking, “Who’s a good BOY?”
Ditto with “Keep THEM in suspense.”
I mean, you know, DUH…