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Congratulations, Kathleen!

Huzzah for the Midlands’ own Kathleen Parker, who just won the Pulitzer for her commentary.

Mind you, she’s not my first choice among Camden residents for that honor — my good buddy Robert Ariail is way overdue, having won every other national and international award for cartooning there is, and come achingly close to the Pulitzer three times — but as the country’s leading syndicated columnist, she’s certainly more than deserving. And if I had done a Virtual Front Page yesterday afternoon (sorry, I was tied up in one bidness meeting after another), she’d have been on it.

Like Robert, she has deserved this honor for years. I thought she really had hot hands in 2008, and not just because of the way she parker3delighted liberals by taking Sarah Palin to task. She was a large part of the trend I remarked up during that election. As a writer commonly characterized as “conservative,” she was one of those I thought was being far more interesting than the liberals at that time — which was why I ran more “conservative” columnists in the last months of that election, much to Democratic readers’ consternation. The lefties were just so giddy, unified and on-message that they bored me to tears. Meanwhile, “conservatives” were divided, demoralized and groping about for truth and meaning — which made them infinitely more worthwhile to read.

However you explain it, I thought she reached a peak during that time. Then, in the several months after the election, I thought she was in a relative slump — which causes me to be a bit surprised that they’re giving her the Prize now instead of then. But I haven’t read her for a year. Since I left the paper and don’t have to read the syndicated columnists I’ve given myself a break from it. (This is odd in a way, because I enjoy reading them — especially Kathleen, Tom Friedman, Charles Krauthammer, Nicholas Kristof and David Brooks. But it’s been a very, very busy year.) Apparently, she has made very good use of a year in which a writer with a South Carolina point of view had several rich veins to mine.

All of that said, it’s a gross oversimplification to call her “conservative.” She’s no more conservative, or liberal, than I am. Or at least, hardly so. To try to tag her that way is lazy, thoughtless, even nekulturny. Here’s how I’ve characterized her in the past:

… I’ve had the opportunity in the past to speak with Kathleen about the philosophy that underlies her writing. On each occasion, I have appreciated (and identified with) the fact that although she is commonly labeled “conservative,” in fact that she does not think of herself as liberal or conservative, Democratic or Republican. She describes her outlook as simply a matter of “being a grownup.” It’s my belief that her writing is generally consistent with that, which is why I like to read her…

Basically, she’s a thoughtful grownup. That’s rare enough among writers of opinion these days; it’s good to see that recognized.

Congratulations, Kathleen.

What would you like to ask the Shop Tart?

I ask that because I’ll be meeting with her this evening for drinks (with a chaperone, mind you — our own Kathryn Fenner).

The plan is to sit out on the front porch and chat. Me, I’ll be tempted to go into Andy Griffith/Barney Fife mode:

Andy: You know what would be a good idea? If we all went up town and got a bottle of pop?
Barney: That’s a good idea, if we all went up town to get a bottle of pop.
Andy: You think Mr. Tucker would like to go?
Barney: Why don’t we ask him…..if he’d like to go uptown to get a bottle of pop?
Andy: Mr. Tucker?
(No response from Mr. Tucker)
Andy: You wanna lets me and you go?
Barney: Where?
Andy: Uptown to get a bottle of pop?
(Camera pans to a sleeping Mr. Tucker, with a completely peeled apple skin dangling from
his hand.)

I would think talkin’ ’bout goin’ to get a bottle of pop would be the height of wit. But it occurs to me that Kathryn and the Tart would just stare blankly, not being old enough to have the shared cultural experience…

As I prepare mentally for this meeting — we plan to talk important blog bidness — I’m reflecting on something I learned over the weekend: My daughter says someone asked her the other day if she were related to that Brad Warthen. She allowed as how she was. The asker then said she had read the guest spot I did for the Tart, then asked, “Does he write anywhere else? I’d like to read more.”

The woman had no idea who I was.

Back during the presidential campaign of 2008, I got used to getting called by national media folk who only knew me as a blogger, having no idea that my paying job was editorial page editor of the state’s largest newspaper.

Now this.

Turn and face the strange ch-ch-changes

Friend, Intruder, Blogger, Spy?

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Candy Waites (left, in red blouse) brings latest intel to the nerve center of the Morrison campaign on election night. That's Phil Grose standing across the table facing the camera./Brad Warthen

In the past I’ve mused about the conflicts and confusions that can arise from interactions with newsmakers now that I’m a blogger without portfolio. Simply put, how are politicos supposed to see me when I show up at an event? Now that I no longer represent the MSM, how should they view me: Friend? Blogger? Spy for the opposition?

(Now, before some of you complain that I’m navel-gazing and being self-absorbed in raising this question, allow me to submit that this matters to you. Increasingly, you are getting your information from interactions that are no longer governed by the arm’s-length relationships defined by the conventions of the MSM. Just as surely as the fact that observer and observed interact through the process of observation, the nature of those interactions matter to you.)

This gets particularly confusing when I do what I so often did as a reporter: Go where reporters aren’t expected to go. Good reporters (by my definition) do this regularly. They don’t stand tamely behind a rope waiting to be spoon-fed by the flacks. They go into the back room where the real action is. There’s a scene in “The Paper” in which Michael Keaton’s character demonstrates how to get past the sergeant’s desk and into the heart of a police station “with a clipboard and a wave.” In truth, you don’t need the clipboard. I learned as a young and brash reporter, long ago, that you could get past most barriers by wearing an expression and manner that indicated you belong. (Never, EVER, pause and look around near a gatekeeper; you’re begging them to say, “May I help you?,” which is gatekeeperese for “What the hell are YOU doing here?”)

I’ve kept up this habit over the years. I described such an incident in my infamous John Edwards column that caused such a stir:

I decided to drop by a reception held for then-vice-presidential nominee Edwards at the Capital City Club that afternoon. I had stuffed my press credentials into my pocket after arrival so as to mix freely with the high-rollers and hear what they had to say. (They knew who I was, but the stuffy types who want writers to stand like cattle behind barriers did not.) Good thing, too, because there was plenty of time to kill, and there’s no more informative way to kill it than with the sort of folks whom candidates want to meet at such receptions.

The technique involves blurring the lines, so that you can cross them and find out what’s really going on, what people are really thinking. Back when I was an actual reporter in the late ’70s, I’d wear a loose leather flight jacket roomy enough to let me hide my notebook and camera and mill around in a crowd without immediately getting that, “Shhh… it’s a reporter” reaction. (I wasn’t as well known then in rural West Tennessee as I am now among newsmakers in Columbia.) I didn’t misrepresent myself. I’d identify myself if I were going to quote someone. But it enabled me to perceive the event without distorting it.

But the lines are really blurry now that I no longer carry MSM credentials. An example was when I dropped by Steve Morrison headquarters on election night last week. I’ve bragged about being first with the burst, calling the mayoral election (that it would be Benjamin and Finlay in the runoff) before other media. But the way I got the information made even me a little uncomfortable.

When I walked into the reception area, there was Candy Waites at the desk taking results from a volunteer at one of the polling places. She gave me a slight wondering glance, but had no time to talk. She was taking call after call and running the results into the room shown in the photo above, where a campaign worker was entering numbers onto a spreadsheet, which displayed in real time up on the wall (below).

It occurred to me that maybe Candy thought I was there to see about my check for the ad the campaign had bought on the blog (one reason I had dropped by earlier, from which I wrote this report, was to drop off my invoice). But that wasn’t the case; I was just snooping (the check had arrived at my home earlier that day, as I later learned).

I drifted into the nerve center, where the numbers were being collected and projected onto the wall. (The photo below shows the spreadsheet as it stood at 7:41 p.m., just before I left and filed my Tweet stating that Morrison was out of the runoff. I based it on the numbers, plus the fact that two important boxes still out were expected to go heavily for Benjamin and Finlay.) The guy entering the numbers glanced up and said, “You’re Brad Warthen. You look just like your picture.” I muttered something like, “Yeah, it tends to work that way.” I didn’t trouble him for his name, as he looked right back down at the laptop. He was way busy.

Another friend (and I count Candy as a friend) came in: Phil Grose, who was head of the Executive Institute when I went through that Budget and Control Board program (since cut out of the budget during the Sanford years). Phil’s a good friend of my old boss Tom McLean. He’s not as busy as the other folks; he’s mainly observing, so we exchange a word or two.

When one of the folks in the numbers room says something like, “Hate to say it, but it’s beginning to look like we’re not going to be in it,” I started to report that on Twitter on my Blackberry. A woman rushing in and out says as she passes, with a tone of incredulity, “You’re sending messages?” She’s gone before I look up, and guiltily put away my Blackberry. Last thing I want is for people to see me feeding off bad news that wasn’t intended to be publicly released, but which was being assembled at great effort (a worker at every polling place) for the internal use of the campaign. I think, How would I feel if some unfeeling blogger was looking over my shoulder and telling the world I was failing before I had fully taken that in myself?

One of my oldest friends in S.C. politics, Bud Ferillo, comes in and out of the room a couple of times, giving me a blank, hurried look. Not particularly glad to see me right now. Eventually, I decide to go find out where he keeps going to. I find him in a little office at the back, where he’s staring at a sheet of paper on the wall that has information about each polling place, including racial breakdowns. He’s very distracted. No pleasantries are exchanged. At the same time, he doesn’t tell me to get the hell out, which is something.

(I keep mentioning the fact that I consider these people to be friends — something that a conventional reporter who wants to be seen as following the rules would never want to admit. But if you’re a real human being you do get to be friendly with sources over time. I’m not that close, really, to any of them, and don’t even know whether they would call ME a friend — Bud’s the only one whose home I’ve been to for supper, and that was business. But the relationships have been cordial. I’m on the record, for instance, as believing that Candy Waites’ departure from the Legislature left the state poorer. I like these people. And that would be fine if I had that formal wall that an MSM reporter has to keep it professional. But without that, things feel weird; I feel disoriented…)

I drift back and forth between the nerve center and Bud’s office — just a few steps — a couple of times. I find myself in the position of telling him the latest numbers. He shows interest, but I sort of sense that he’d rather not know some of what he’s learning. Suddenly, I realize why this situation feels familiar: On election night 2000, one of my stops in rambling around town was at the office of Bud’s consulting company, where he and I sat watching the TV for an hour or so, his spirits rising and falling as the lead drifted back and forth between Bush and Gore. Bud, being Mr. Democrat, fervently wanted Gore to win. Me, I was sort of neutral on the subject: We had endorsed Bush, but I had always liked Al, dating back to when I covered him in Tennessee 20 years earlier. (To paraphrase Chili Palmer, I was a Bush supporter, but I was never that into it.)

After Candy came into the nerve center to tell the workers that a box expected to go to Finlay was delayed because of a technical problem (that’s what’s happening in the photo above), I decided to leave. I knew it was over for the Morrison campaign, and I think they did, too, but they were too busy to mourn the fact. I didn’t want to be there, feeding off of them, when they got to that point.

When I got to my truck, I filed my report before driving away, to wit:

Numbers coming in fast at Morrison HQ. It’s close, but looking [like] it might be Finlay & Benjamin…     7:45 PM Apr 6th  via mobile web

But even when I got home to my computer, I held back from posting these pictures I had casually taken, because I wasn’t sure of my status when I was taking them. If I had been Adam Beam, would I have been allowed to wander around like that? Probably. These people aren’t the anal types who throw out reporters. But I felt weird about the whole thing. I was glad I’d gotten the scoop, but wondered whether I had improperly exploited the ambiguity of my status to get it. I’d hate for Candy, Phil or Bud to feel like I’d exploited them at a bad moment. Not that I wouldn’t have pursued the information either way, because being a reporter means never being too sorry to get the story.

And now that I’ve written all this, I’m not sure how to conclude. I just thought I’d share, because that’s what blogging is about.

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The results, as of 7:41 p.m.

Elise Partin’s re-election campaign kickoff

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After interviewing Cayce Mayor Elise Partin the other day, I had intended to attend her campaign kickoff on Saturday, but family business took me out of town.

But here’s a release about what I missed:

[Cayce, SC]     A crowd of Cayce residents gathered today in front of the Cayce Municipal Complex to hear their Mayor, Elise Partin, declare her intentions to run for re-election this November in the General Election. “Working together, we have already made Cayce a better place to live. Just imagine all we can achieve if we have four more years,” Partin said.

Partin, who was elected 18 months ago to fill an unexpired term, campaigned on a platform of open communications, empowered citizens, transparency in decision-making, and strengthening Cayce’s infrastructure. “Significant strides have been made to improve communications in Cayce between citizens and city government,” she said.

Partin pointed out that Cayce citizens have enhanced two-way communication with City Hall, including monthly Neighborhood Council meetings that have expanded communications among neighborhoods, city government and crime watch leaders. Also, those with internet access now receive an e-newsletter that provides more real-time information between quarterly newsletters.

Other major improvements include:

  • an open legislative process that allows the public to make comments on issues prior to votes.
  • more transparency for the city’s finances so that citizens better understand Cayce’s short and long term obligations, capital plans and other related issues.
  • a monthly “Meet with the Mayor” session, when anyone can address Cayce-related issues directly with Mayor Partin – without filters or misinterpretations.

She said that making the city more attractive to its residents, and to those who might be considering Cayce as a site for new businesses, is a priority that intersects with redevelopment and quality of life initiatives. “That’s why we established our Beautification Foundation, a 501(c)(3) entity set up to raise funds for beautification projects throughout the city,” she said. “We’re also taking a number of other
thrifty but beneficial steps – a graduate class at the university is designing, pro bono, Burnett Park off of Julius Felder Street and we salvaged trees displaced in another project and replanted them in our city parks.”

Mayor Partin said she has a vision of what can be done in the coming years to make Cayce even better. “Actually, it’s more than a vision – I know specific, concrete actions that can make Cayce one of the best places in the state to live, raise a family, grow a business,” she said.
Her plans include:

  • Improved storm water drainage
  • Continued improvement of neighborhoods – code enforcement, safe walkways/bikeways, improved parks, clean water.
  • Working with surrounding communities to keep our water systems and river clean and healthy for our water consumption, recreation, health and tourism needs.
  • Addressing efforts to create more jobs and the use of local contractors when practical

Partin pledged to continue implementing the master plan for critical improvements to the community, created by residents and businesses last spring in the charrette process. “We worked together to design a roadmap for new initiatives that would help us recruit new businesses, complete already started projects and do even more to beautify our city,” she said. “In addition, we received a state energy grant, have pressed for a plan to address water and sewer rehab needs and we have created a collaboration with Springdale, West Columbia and Lexington County to address the need to substantially  improve the airport corridor – a major gateway for the Midlands.”

Elise Partin, an Adjunct Professor in the Norman J. Arnold School of Public Health at USC, is married to Gene Partin, Project Manager with Terracon. They have two children and have called Cayce home for more than 17 years. For the full text of Partin’s speech, visit her website: www.elisepartin.com.

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For whatever reason, that link in the release doesn’t seem to be working. But if you want to read the text of her speech, click here.

Elise Partin continues quest to help Cayce shape its own future

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So you’re thinking, “Didn’t she just get elected mayor of Cayce in 2008?” Yes, she did — but that was to fill an unexpired term. Now, she’s running for a full term. She’ll make the announcement tomorrow.

As you recall, we enthusiastically endorsed her when I was at the paper. We hailed her as a breath of fresh air who would open up Cayce government — which at the time had a bad name for the way it had rammed through the Green Diamond annexation.

And she has lived up to that promise. Her time in office has been characterized by her desire to let the citizens of Cayce know they can be heard, that they can make a difference, and they don’t have to belong to the right local clique to do so.

She’s made changes. For instance, when she arrived, citizen comment was allowed at council meetings, but only at the very end, reducing some voters to the futility of saying, “I disagree with the vote you just took,” rather than having an impact when it could still affect outcomes. Now, public comment is at the very beginning of meetings.

Further, not only are agendas made publicly available, but so are the same supporting materials that council members have in front of them — and they’re made available the day before the meetings.

To her, relationships with voters are based in the fact that these are her neighbors, the folks she sees in the checkout line at the grocery store, and they deserve to be treated that way, they deserve a voice.

That’s why she invited the community to a charrette to envision what Cayce can be going forward. This produced a Master Plan that you can now find at the city Web site. She believes fully in the idea that change is going to happen, and it’s up to a healthy community to make sure it’s the kind of change it wants, the kind that respects what the community is about and what the residents love about it. That’s her approach to zoning and planning, and unfortunately there hasn’t been enough of it — as a drive through Cayce will show you.

But she won’t stand for badmouthing Cayce. She stands up boldly for it as the best city in the Midlands, and she wants to get the word out about all the strengths that the city has going for it. She wants economic development, but she wants it to be the kind that the people of Cayce want.

She doesn’t believe a community has to sit back and allow change to be something that happens to it. She believes in engaging the future. For instance, she has pushed to try to get the city to start setting aside a little money each year to meet the inevitable infrastructure costs of the future, from drainage to water and sewer to roads.

What she has managed to do thus far has been done in the face of persistent resistance from a faction of city council. Actually, that understates it. She has had to strive against a consistent undertow of negativism aimed less at policy differences than at her and all she tries to do. She came in as an outsider — a mom who just wanted to see her town, the town she loves, achieve its potential as the kind of place that all parents want to raise their kids — and in some ways has continued to be that.

A win in this election could give her the mandate to push past that barrier and take open, positive, optimistic local government to the next level of service to the community.

She’s approaching this run with the same grace and optimism, the same belief in her neighbors and in the possibilities for her community, that she displayed two years ago.

I think she’s destined to make a bigger difference that she has thus far. But first, she has to win. I’m rooting for her, because from what I’ve seen, she’s good for Cayce. And I suspect that, once you get beyond the naysayers on council, the regular folks of Cayce probably agree.

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Virtual Front Page, Friday, April 9, 2010

Another week is behind us, and I for one am glad:

  1. Justice Stevens to Retire After 34 Years — Opening up another big opportunity for Obama, who believes in making the most of them.
  2. Dow Clears Another Hurdle in Long Run — It crosses 11,000 for the first time in 18 months.
  3. Ousted Kyrgyzstan President Bakiyev ‘fears for life’ — The continuing unrest in that country way over yonder wedged between some -stans.
  4. Achoo! Pollen at its worst in years in many areas — Yeah, you already knew that, but sometimes your front page should reflect that kind of common experience.
  5. Future Pope Stalled on Abuse Case, Letter Suggests — More trouble for the Pontiff.
  6. Republicans optimistic in the South — According to NPR, anyway…

‘The Weight’ is worth a buck any time

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There’s one thing I never thought of during this past year of unemployment, and maybe I should have: I can play guitar. At least, I can strum one, and I know several dozen chords without thinking too hard or consulting a chart. And I can sing, if the song’s undemanding and suited to a sort of country/folk/rock style.

So I could do what this guy was going today.

This is Andrew Sullivan. Not that Andrew Sullivan, another one. And I was walking quickly past him from the Gervais Starbucks to my truck — I hadn’t had change for the meter — when I realized what he was singing: The Band’s “The Weight.”

So I turned back around, fished a buck out of my wallet and dropped it in his case.

“That’s for playing The Band,” I told him.

“Oh, I love The Band,” he said.

Me, too.

Then I went back to my truck, and drove it over to he Lincoln Street garage to get a SmartCard from Parking Services, so I won’t be in such a hurry in the future. A man should always have time to slow down and listen to a song from The Band.

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Walter Powell Jr. backs Leona Plaugh in District 4

About 11 hours ago, Walter Powell Jr. — one of three unsuccessful candidates in the race to replace Kirkman Finlay III on Columbia city n1433426416_30035196_1047council — put this out on Twitter:

After careful consideration, I have chosen to endorse Leona Plaugh for Columbia Council District 4. Vote Plaugh Tuesday, April 20th….

So far it’s a bit like the proverbial tree falling in a forest — The State hasn’t picked up on it; nor did I find it on Leona’s Web site — but her runoff opponent Tony Mizzell noticed. He told me about it over coffee this morning.

Virtual Front Page, April 8, 2010

Man, I’m getting later on these, aren’t I? I’ll try to do better mañana:

  1. US and Russian leaders sign nuclear arms treaty — BBC didn’t lead with this, but I will, because it’s important, even though we knew it would happen. I refer you to the definition of a lede.
  2. China Appears Set to Make Its Exchange Rate More Flexible — This is very important, too, but hasn’t happened yet (and being a child of the Cold War, I always see nukes as outweighing money.
  3. SC man gets life sentence for gang fantasy killing — This was really, really twisted.
  4. Kyrgyz Opposition Group Says It Will Rule for 6 Months — The continuing major story,  and I don’t really care that you can’t find it on a map…
  5. Woods 3 under at Masters turn in rousing return — Hey, it’s happening  just down the road, as I explained previously… And, as a sidebar:
  6. Is Corporate America Ready To Embrace Tiger? — And should it be?

Not a smooth move there, Mohammed

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Check this out:

DENVER – A Qatari diplomat trying to sneak a smoke in an airplane bathroom sparked a bomb scare Wednesday night on a flight from Washington to Denver, with fighter jets scrambled and law enforcement put on high alert, officials said.No explosives were found on the man, and officials do not believe he was trying to harm anyone, according to senior law enforcement officials who spoke on condition of anonymity…

Apparently, trying to lighten the situation, Mohammed Al-Madadi “made a joke that he had been trying to light his shoes.” This led to unpleasant consequences.

This guy must have spent too much time out in the Mideastern sun, or something…

I understand why, in this country, we don’t want to single people out for special attention based on demographics. But maybe we could just scrutinize Arabic-looking men with really sick sense of humor. Would that fly?

This evening’s Front Page, Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Just in time for dinner, here are your top stories:

  1. Kyrgyzstan opposition sets up ‘people’s government’ — Bloody clashes leave 12 dead in a country most Americans can’t pronounce, which is weird when you think about it — folks over there care that much, whereas over here Joe Sixpack is thinking, “Whoever is in charge, they need to go on the international market and buy a few vowels.”
  2. Finlay faces Benjamin in runoff for mayor — This is way old — you read it first here on bradwarthen.com not long after polls closed — but it’s important, and it happened since our last front page.
  3. Fed Chief Bernanke Says U.S. Must Address Soaring Debt — South Carolina’s own Fed chairman says enough’s enough. Meanwhile, Greenspan says he did NOT screw up, either…
  4. Virginia Gov.: ‘Confederate History Month’ Is ‘Something That Should Be Done’ — In South Carolina, we’d just shrug at this. But elsewhere in the nation, it’s big news.
  5. Tiger Woods comeback dominates Masters build-up — As I’ve said before, if the BBC cares this much about something just down the road from us, I’ll put it on my front. Personally, I suspect it’s getting this play because some toff at BBC got a trip to the Masters out of it.
  6. There’ll be no Okra Strut this year! — This just in from Irmo…

I’ve got 14 dollar bills in my wallet today

14 dollar bills

Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin’ for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
By the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten…

— “Subterranean Homesick Blues,” by Bob Dylan

Today would be the perfect day for me to run into the man in the coon-skin cap. It would be his lucky day and mine, because I’ve got 14 one-dollar bills in my wallet.

I don’t think my wallet has ever been this fat, even when they were paying me the “big bucks” back at the newspaper, before someone suddenly asked himself, “Why are we paying this guy all this money to write opinions and get folks all stirred up?” Or something like that. I wasn’t in the room at the time that the realization struck; I just got told about the ramifications.

Anyway, anyone looking at my hip pocket might assume that I’ve really hit it rich with this blog-advertising thing. And it is going well. But not that well.

No, I’m having to sit down lop-sided because of having to park downtown today.

You know, in the abstract, I don’t object to having to pay to park downtown. Parking space is at a premium; it has value. What gets me is the awkward way we have to pay.

I’ve taken to parking in the garage when I get my breakfast in the morning because it’s gotten to be such a hassle remembering to have change on hand to park out on the street. I much prefer parking on the street. It’s not that I’m claustrophobic, but it just runs against the grain to weave around and around inside that crowded concrete box, where you are completely at the mercy of some schmoe in front of you who’s never been in a parking garage in his life, or at least not this one, and hasn’t a clue that there are no unreserved spaces before the fourth level, and who therefore is pausing at every single space to see if it’s available… nope, reserved… nope, reserved… nope reserved… nope…

It’s one of life’s more maddening experiences, right up there with sitting in a meeting, trapped, next to some fiend chewing ice. You know the kind. The kind that lifts the glass to his mouth and rattles it around to get another chunk, then makes a sound like he’s breaking all his teeth, then repeats until the ice is all gone, half an hour later, and then… pour himself another glassful of ice. Which is enough to make you object to the “cruel and unusual punishment” prohibition in the Constitution.

Where was I? Yes… It’s much better, you feel much freer and more flexible if you simply park at a meter, and run out, jump into your vehicle and GO. But that requires carrying change. Periodically, I buy a roll of quarters just to keep in my truck for that purpose, but I’m always running out.

So I’ve started parking in the city garage. And most days, that’s fine. It only costs me a buck.

But today, I only had a 20. Which the lady took, and then gave me a five, and laboriously counted out 14 ones into my hand. I almost dropped them before the transaction was completed.

Seems to me that there ought to be an easier way to do all this. For the rest of my life, plastic works. We should be able to just swipe, or wave our card at a sensor, to pay. Or, if it costs too much to refit all the meters, why don’t we all just pay a parking fee once a year? We could have decals on our cars the way they have in states that actually care about highway safety and require vehicle inspections. And if you’re parked downtown and don’t have a decal, you get a ticket for THAT. Hey, maybe we could even throw in vehicle inspections…

But I’d settle for being able to park downtown without having to have correct change every day of my life.

Steve Morrison, Class Act

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Last night, Steve Morrison posted this on Facebook:

Friends, thank you for all of your wonderful support in my campaign for Mayor. While we did not achieve the result we wanted, Gail and Gregory and I are blessed by your friendship, energy and affection. Thanks to you we lifted up ideas and ideals in our honorable and competetive campaign.

I responded that he has every right to be proud of the race he ran, adding that I’m proud to know him.

If there was a flaw in his campaign, it was that he got into it too late. He told me several weeks back that he thought it was just the right amount of time, but it wasn’t — Steve Benjamin had essentially been running for a year, and had been geared up for a battle against a 20-year incumbent. And Finley had the power of incumbency as a council member. Sure, prominent businessmen of excellent character have won last minute campaigns before in South Carolina — if I recall correctly, Bill Barnet became mayor of Spartanburg in a write-in campaign measured in days rather than weeks. But while I don’t know much about what Barnet was up against, I doubt it was a Steve Benjamin and a Kirkman Finlay III.

That said, what’s remarkable is how well Steve Morrison did in spite of that, making it a real three-way contest, to the point that you couldn’t tell until almost all the votes were counted that he wouldn’t make the runoff. Chalk that up to the esteem in which he is held among those who know him.

For years, I’ve urged Steve to run for public office. Every time I heard him deliver a speech — usually at Urban League functions, as he and I served on that board together for about a decade — I would be impressed again by his deep sincerity and understated dignity, underscored by an obvious mastery of his facts, making him the very embodiment of someone in whom public trust should be invested. I think those qualities are what enabled him to do as well as he did in spite of his late entry. Where Benjamin might seem too glib and Finlay too grating, Morrison was reassuring as well as inspiring.

Given all that, at a time like this one searches for the reasons he didn’t prevail. I think the lateness is likely the bigger factor. If there’s anything else, it would be that — being the class act that he is, and determined to conduct a positive, gentlemanly campaign — he never made a compelling case as to why anyone shouldn’t vote for either of the candidates who were so well established before he got into it.

That was the question in my mind. My very first reaction when I heard he might run was, “What, in his mind, is wrong with Steve Benjamin?” Because that would be the primary reason to run, since before that point, the other Steve looked like the guy who would win without a runoff. Was it the Advance America thing? Was it something else? And if you don’t like Benjamin for mayor, tell us why it shouldn’t be Finlay? But Steve M. never said; he stayed above that fray. So on the one hand, that left an important question that needed to be answered for him to prevail.

On the other, it made for a classy campaign that did not seek in any way to benefit from tearing anyone else down. And for that, we can all thank Steve Morrison.

Kevin Fisher says life’s still good, so far

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Here’s an e-mail I got within the last 10 minutes from Kevin Fisher (the photo above is from my interview with him on Friday at Starbucks on Gervais):

It’s no fun to lose, but it shows you were in the game. And I’ve always liked being in the game, whether it’s business, adventure, sports, public life or anything else. To compete is to improve.
Hats off to Leona Plaugh and Tony Mizzell for making the runoff, and to Walter Powell and Mary Baskin Waters for taking the plunge.
So many of you have kindly mentioned the “Life and Columbia Good To Me So Far” column from Free Times which we sent out during the campaign as an offbeat biographical piece — though the election results may indicate that District 4 voters were not enthralled by a candidate who cites Joe Walsh as his philosophical mentor!
But the outcome notwithstanding, I want to say that life and Columbia have still been good to me so far. I’ve been very fortunate here, and I know it. Which brings me to one line from that classic song I didn’t use in the column but will officially end the campaign with now : “They say I’m crazy but I have a good time… ”
Indeed I did, and my heartfelt thanks to everyone who supported me in any way.
Kevin Fisher

What Benjamin is saying on 1st day of runoff

Got this e-mail a little while ago

Brad–

It certainly is a beautiful morning!

This campaign is fired up after yesterday’s victory but, as much as we’d like, there’s no time to stop and celebrate with the April 20 runoff election just around the corner.

We’re already hard at work. But I wanted to take a brief second to thank you for everything you’ve done. None of this could have happened without you. This is YOUR victory.

You turned out in record numbers yesterday and sent a clear message: COLUMBIA WANTS CHANGE!

You proved that, no matter what the doubters and the cynics think, you still believe in what this city can be. You still believe in Columbia and while others say “WE CAN’T,” you say “WE CAN!”

I am constantly honored and humbled by the faith you have placed in me and the support you have given this movement. Now we have to work even harder.

The April 20th runoff election is only two weeks away and we are facing an entrenched and well-funded opponent. I need you now more than ever. We have to keep the pressure on and give Columbia the Bold New Leadership it needs.

I know we can do it because this election isn’t about me – it’s about you, the people.

It’s about making sure you and your families are safe. It’s about making sure your government answers to you. It’s about making sure that our city is clean and that our wonderful resouces such as our beautiful rivers are protected. It’s about making sure OUR children don’t have to move to Atlanta or Charlotte or Washington D.C. to live up to their God-given potential.

We had a great victory yesterday but now it’s back to work.

Let’s keep this momentum going! Let’s bring A New Day to Columbia. Let’s make history again together!

I still need your financial support – today – so we can make sure every voice is heard in this historic election.

Thanks,

Virtual Front Page, Tuesday, April 6, 2010

And here is the news on this Election Day in Columbia:

  1. Obama limits US nuclear arms use — Kind of a biggie. And this comes two days before President Obama is to sign a landmark nuclear arms reduction pact with the Rooskies (as Slim Pickens would say, just to be darkly ironic).
  2. Turnout continues at moderate pace throughout afternoon — Before today, I’d have said that the thing that would surprise me most in the Columbia city election would be a light turnout. I had expected the biggest ever. And with this beautiful weather, even more so. But so far, it’s “moderate” — though that’s just anecdotal. We’ll see.
  3. District 2 election on hold until feds grant preclearance — Seeing how it’s now 5:19 p.m. on Election Day, I’m just going to go out on a limb and say the Justice Department isn’t going to get back to us in time to allow the election to replace E.W. Cromartie to go ahead today. Call me impulsive if you like…
  4. F.C.C. Rules for Broadband Fairness Set Aside by Court — Seen as a big setback for the federal agency’s ability to enforce “net neutrality.”
  5. Mine Explosion Leaves Coal Town Stunned — What bitter irony that, the very day after the Chinese (who have an atrocious mine safety record) miraculously rescue more than 100 miners trapped for a week, an explosion kills 25 American miners in West Virginia.
  6. Utah: SC waste won’t have to be shipped elsewhere — I don’t know about you, but I didn’t even know Utah was thinking of sending some waste back to us. Good to know that’s not going to happen, though.

Where have you gone, Penultimo McFarland?

As long as I’m trying to round up lost sheep (you’ll recall my triumph at finding Bud the other day), whatever happened to penultimo mcfarland, a.k.a. Weldon VII?

He was SUCH a regular on the old blog, and a dependable interlocutor on matters having to do with popular culture (which many of you ignore). But I don’t think he’s been heard from since the Big Changeover.

The e-mail address I had for him doesn’t work anymore.

Anyone have any idea how to reach him?