The AP has reported that:
SC gov faces 37 charges he broke state ethics laws
SC State WireJIM DAVENPORT
Published: November 23, 2009COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) – South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford faces ethics charges he broke state laws more than three dozen times by violating rules on airplane travel and campaign money, according to details of the allegations released Monday.
It’s up to the state attorney general to decide whether to file criminal charges. Sanford’s lawyers have claimed the allegations involve minor and technical aspects of the law.
The second-term Republican governor has been under scrutiny since he vanished for five days over the summer, reappearing to tearfully admit to an extramarital affair with a woman in Argentina he later called his “soul mate.”
A series of Associated Press investigations into his travel showed the governor had for years used state airplanes for political and personal trips, flown in pricey commercial airline seats despite a low-cost travel requirement and failed to disclose trips on planes owned by friends and donors.
The State of Columbia newspaper also questioned whether Sanford properly reimbursed himself from his campaign cash.
Of course, you come here for instant analysis, which I provide when I feel like it. My instant analysis of this situation, of which I learned while surreptitiously checking Twitter during Rotary, is that this revelation means the following:
- The number of charges leveled against the governor is a prime number, which means it is divisible only by itself and 1.
- The particular prime number is the one that comes right after the prime number that is the number of original flavors at Baskin Robbins. This is 20 less than the number of flavors for which Heinz is famous, which is not a prime number even though it looks like one.
Not bad for analysis done while eating dinner, huh? And no, I was not eating mushrooms or anything else untoward. My stomach is still a bit uncertain today…
I’ll get back to you when I have further observations. In the meantime, y’all have at it.
By the way, have you ever heard of that “State of Columbia newspaper” that the AP referred to? Neither have I. Perhaps they meant “The State newspaper of Columbia…” Oh, and by the way, as I’ve been stating for decades, you wouldn’t have to say “newspaper” if you’d just use the italics as God intended.
What devastating analysis! There’s little I can add to that! The web newsbit I just read notes that the offenses include ” using state-owned aircraft for travel to political and personal events, including a stop at a discount hair salon.” Wow! How frugal can you get?!
Thanks, Karen. I thought my arguments were pretty airtight.
And lest some of you think my playing with numbers is frivolous, know that to some people, numbers mean just a bit more than they OUGHT to. Here’s what Wikipedia had to say about “Heinz 57:”
Oh, and as a further fun fact to know, John Kerry’s lucky number is “Teresa.”
You do realize that the number 7 symbolizes wholeness, completion, and/or perfection?
Don’t forget Roscoe Turner’s Wedell-Williams racer “Ol’ 57′:
http://www.airrace.com/images/57_Turner_1934.jpg
“God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers.”
Paul Erdos
My husband’s Erdos number is three.
This is like a Kevin Bacon number. The Hungarian mathematician Paul Erdos was so prolific on multi-author papers that in mathematics and theoretical computer science, people compute their Erdos number–how many authorships they have to chain until they reach Dr. Erdos.
My husband’s favorite number is P.
Glad you’re feeling better.
Brad, your voice rocks.
And I love prime numbers.
A
Someone has to say these things, Anne…
Steve (Erdos 3) had to point out that 91 is a nifty number. It seems like it should be prime, but isn’t.
Life is quite exciting chez Fenner.
3 is the “God ” number. 7 = perfection.
Mark failed at both.
It’s fun being prime. My birthday is 29. Arise, all ye whose birthdays are 5,7, 11, 13, 17, 23, 29, or 31. Claim your status!
My birthday is 11. 1/11 to be exact, which is doubly prime. Oh, nope–isn’t 1 not a prime number by definition or something?
Sheesh.
Orphan annie–don’t tell the folks on C Street that!