I’m seeing inspiration for yet another really tacky Christmas song here

An alert source whom I shall keep anonymous shared this with me via email over the weekend. I wrote back to ask, “Is this a real Santa, or a mannequin?” and I was assured it was a real guy. My source was NOT going into the club in the picture, but was attending to important business across the street at the Central Midlands Council of Governments. Or so my source says, and I believe my source.

There’s a really tacky Christmas song in this somewhere. Something like “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,” or “Santa, Baby.” Something really, really not in the spirit. Something like the thing I heard this morning for the first, and I hope, the last, time, which I think is called “Gonna Get Drunk, Drunk, Drunk on Christmas.”

11 thoughts on “I’m seeing inspiration for yet another really tacky Christmas song here”

Brad December 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Hey, it’s a “gentlemen’s club,” right? And who would deny that Santa is a gentleman?

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Tim December 13, 2011 at 1:16 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMMH_xDKE2A

Classic.

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SusanG December 13, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Calling it a “gentleman’s club” reminds me of movies that are for “mature” audiences, that seem to me to be to aimed at really, really immature ones.

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Brad December 13, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Yes. Apparently, people who work in sex-related fields tend to have a great affinity for irony. I don’t know if that is biological or cultural…

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bud December 13, 2011 at 2:50 pm

How about Oh come, Oh come Emanuel (or Joe or Larry or John).

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Lynn December 13, 2011 at 5:45 pm

Naughty or Nice? Maybe Rudolf got lost? Needing a little Nog…

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Brad December 13, 2011 at 6:09 pm

Maybe he’s decided to get out of the North Pole and expend a little shoe leather investigating the Naughty list, to make sure those people are really supposed to be on it.

I appreciate thoroughness in a Jolly Old Elf.

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Norm Ivey December 13, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Why so surprised? There’s a lot about Santa that suggests a pervert. He offers candy canes to little girls and boys to get them to sit on his lap. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He named one of his reindeer “Vixen” (maybe that’s who he was looking for at the “gentleman’s” club). He lives in an isolated home far from the reach of law enforcement. He uses many different monikers. He sneaks into your home in the dark of night and fondles your stockings. Creeeeeeepy.

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