I didn’t realize that Major League Baseball got under way this coming Sunday until I saw this.
Well, now I know, thanks to the MLB Memes Facebook page.
And to think, there are some here on this blog who don’t believe in American exceptionalism… 🙂
Todays Top Stories:
1) Sebilius finally admits that Obamacare will significantly raise premiums for everyone – but don’t worry, low income Americans will get subsidies to help them pay for it. So I basically get to pay twice now.
2) Internet hit by “biggest attack” – caused by the Dutch. “How ’bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?” honestly I didn’t notice any slowdown, but the Dutch are weird.
3) Cyprus banks prepare to reopen – no money allowed to leave country. Capital controls always end poorly. It’s time to pop some popcorn and watch the Eurozone unfold.
4) Twitter caves in to Putin and will censor content in Russia – snore, no news here.
5) Something’s going down at SCOTUS – what will it be?
@Silence
There are two kinds of people I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch. (Nigel Powers, Austin’s dad)
And carnies. Circus folk. Smell like cabbage. Small hands…
Gentlemen, I have a plan. It’s called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seem that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marriage and therefore would have to divorce!