This pretty much cracked me up.
One of Donald Trump’s more recent boasts was that “Somebody said I’m the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters.”
So The Washington Post had some fun imagining what that would look like were it to be true:
Yes, the Tweets are fake. But funny. And, as the Post boasts, classy…
How about:
Or this:
Here are my entries:
Barrel, fish, shotgun…
“He was in despair.”
“What about?”
“Nothing.”
“How do you know it was nothing?”
“He has plenty of money.”
I have plenty of money. I’m really rich.
Excellent, Norm! “A Clean, Well-Lighted Place,” right? Nada y nada y pues nada…
Always been one of my favorite Hemingway stories.