Imagining Trump as the ‘Hemingway of Twitter’

This pretty much cracked me up.

One of Donald Trump’s more recent boasts was that “Somebody said I’m the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters.”

So The Washington Post had some fun imagining what that would look like were it to be true:

old man house Trump

Yes, the Tweets are fake. But funny. And, as the Post boasts, classy…

6 thoughts on “Imagining Trump as the ‘Hemingway of Twitter’

  1. Brad Warthen Post author

    Or this:

    The pundits, the career politicians and the other losers keep insisting that soon I’ll implode and fade away…Isn’t it pretty to think so?

  2. Assistant

    Here are my entries:

    “Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. I am really lucky to be so happy!”

    “There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self, and I am, more than ever.”

    ‘When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. My supports love listening to me, I know!”

    “Courage is grace under pressure. Anybody who knows me knows that I am the epitome of grace under pressure. ”

    Barrel, fish, shotgun…

  3. Norm Ivey

    “He was in despair.”
    “What about?”
    “How do you know it was nothing?”
    “He has plenty of money.”

    I have plenty of money. I’m really rich.

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