In a desperate attempt to wrest back momentum from incumbent Andre Bauer, Mike Campbell apparently has also decided make himself scarce from the campaign trail.
In his place, he has recruited actor Matt Damon to make all of his public appearances. This way, he shrewdly hedges his bets. He can seem to keep his commitments on the stump, but later claim to have been just as absent as his opponent. The plan isn’t perfect, but it’s less risky than a plane crash.
And Mr. Damon, who hasn’t had a hit movie since 2004, gets a paying gig. It’s a win-win situation.
Do you doubt my interpretation of the evidence? Take a look at the
Associated Press photo at left, allegedly of Mr. Campbell, and compare it to the actual photo of Mr. Campbell, shot weeks ago by yours truly, to the right.
A mere case of a bad likeness? I don’t think so. There’s something going on here.
And it doesn’t matter whether you believe me. Oliver Stone believes me, and he’s already got somebody lined up for the lead role.
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