I’m not usually one for the whole “news of the weird” shtick, and I leave “Dumb Crook News” to John Boy and Billy. But this is wild enough to pass on, for what it’s worth:
They apparently thought they could hide their identities by spray-painting their faces gold, Richland County sheriff’s deputies said.
But one of two men who targeted the Sprint PCS store on Sparkleberry Lane last month died a short time after the armed robbery — possibly from the paint fumes, deputies said Friday.
Deputies identified the dead robber as Thomas James, 23. His last known address was in Columbia, court records show.
“It’s the damnedest one I’ve ever had in 34 years,” Sheriff Leon Lott told The State on Friday. “We’ve had robbers paint their faces before, but we’ve never had one die as a result of that.”
Didn’t these guys ever see “Goldfinger?” Did they not learn anything? And no, we’re not talking “skin suffocation” here, but still one should have gotten the message, Not a good idea.
The sheriff isn’t sure whether the paint job was intentionally, or incidental as a result of a “huffing” session. I wonder whether the victim of this insanity knew himself which it was. What a waste of life; what insanity.
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Of course, anyone turning to robbery as a means of income is probably not too bright to start with. It does get you talked about…
Then there’s this guy:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0721051gold1.html