Power Lines Fall on Crashed Vehicle, Driver Trapped: MyFoxPHOENIX.com
This morning, Jack Kuenzie of WIS brings my attention to this. This guy is being billed on The Daily What as the “Second Coming of Chris Farley,” and I can see that.
I also see a little of Hurley, the guy from “Lost,” even though this guy isn’t nearly as big as either of them. Know what I mean, dude?
The situation was extremely serious — as KSAZ in Phoenix described, “The driver of an SUV was trapped Thursday afternoon when he lost control of his vehicle and it rolled over and struck a utility pole.” But the entertainment value in this description is undeniable.
I wonder if his tongue is pierced? Something extra and metal is flapping around in there — which could account for drawing all those BIG ARCS.
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Foom!
Just your average Nikki Haley voter.
See, now, Nikki — that wasn’t me; that was Doug…
Aww, Burl beat me to it…
“Reality hits ya hard, bro!”
Brad:
Does SC Guv’not Nikki Haley even read your blog?
You, after all, spent most of your career working for the “Lame Stream Media”.