My dumbest faux pas of 2007 — so far

Neither Mike Fitts nor I have cable TV — at least, not the kind that gives you those 24-hour news channels — so both of us were looking for a place to watch the GOP candidates’ debate tonight. We started calling around to the various campaigns with the intention of each of us going to one of the candidates’ supporters’ TV-watching parties.

I knew of three — McCain, Giuliani and Huckabee. I suspected my contact info on the S.C. staffs for those campaigns needed updating, so I checked around for fresh numbers on Adam Temple with McCain, and Elliott Bundy with Giuliani.

I had a cell number for the last guy to contact me with regard to Huckabee, but somebody gave me a new one. I tried it, and got voicemail. I asked whether this was the right number, sought a current e-mail address, and said I wanted to make sure he was still with Huckabee. Then, on a whim, I tried the old number.

He answered right away. I apparently caught him in the middle of some kind of transaction — it sounded like a checkout, or drivethru, or something. So he was trying to deal with somebody else while I first asked the stupid question, "Is this a good number to call?," immediately thinking "Doh!"

Then I asked the really stupid question, the prizewinner: Are you still with Huckabee?

"NO," he said, completely turning his attention to me. "I’m the executive director of the Republican Party!"

Wow, I said, I knew that. I knew that. I was so sorry…

"MAN!" said Hogan Gidley. I could see him shaking his head through the phone connection.Gidley

Well, you see, I was running down a list, and not really stopping to think WHOM I was talking to…

"Again, MAN!" He had obviously never heard anything so stupid, so utterly clueless in his life. Neither had I, so what was I going to say?

Here’s the worst bit: I left him a message saying the same thing on that other line. He’ll be sharing that with Katon Dawson and other folk who think I’m a big fat idiot anyway. So here’s their confirmation.

If it makes him feel any better, I can’t think — without looking it up — who his counterpart over with the Democrats is right now. I think I know, but it’s not coming to mind. I know their new chair is Carol Khare. Or Fowler, now. (Although on the Web site it’s still Joe Erwin.) But the executive director — no.

I’ll go look now, and say, "Oh, yeah," and feel all stupid again.

(Footnote: That’s Hogan "Chuckles" Gidley in the photo above right. It’s a slightly-enhanced detail from the below photo from our primary interview with Karen Floyd. Almost every time I talked to Mrs. Floyd last year, Hogan was lurking in the background, with an expression almost exactly like that one.)


8 thoughts on “My dumbest faux pas of 2007 — so far

  1. Randy E

    As my students would exclaim, “You got played!” And here I have been defending you from the naysayers…

  2. Randy E

    As my students would exclaim, “You got played!” And here I have been defending you from the naysayers…

  3. Brad Warthen

    Well, I should know who he is. Parties are important to most people in the world that I write about, even though they are not important to me.
    I still don’t know who his counterpart is. The Dem Web site is still badly out of date, with Joe Erwin still as chair, and makes no mention of an executive director.
    Wikipedia claims that somebody named Jay Parmley is INTERIM executive director. The name rings no bells, probably because, according to a report I had forgotten in the state, he’s from Oklahoma.
    We had a brief that said “Parmley left the Oklahoma party more than $500,000 in debt in 2005 in the wake of a costly U.S. Senate race the year before.”
    That’s about all I know. And apparently, he’s temporary. (Who comes to SC from Oklahoma for a “temporary” job? Not that it matters.)
    Anyway, if he called me on the phone, he’d need to remind me who he is, too.
    But at least I’ve met and spoken to Hogan several times in the past, so I should have remembered what he was doing now.

  4. Ready to Hurl

    Wow. It’s tough being the the editorial page editor. You actually have to PAY ATTENTION to what’s going on!
    Wait. What am I writing? Brad still has the job and brags (publicly, on “the internets”) about his ignorance.
    I guess that The State waived that requirement.
    It’s like having an illiterate President who exercises, naps and sleeps most of the days (that’s he’s not on vacation). I can picture Dear Leader saying, “Diplomacy and knowledge are important to most people in the world that I rule, even though they are not important to me.”
    The joke is on us.


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