The last couple of times I’ve tried to do the Alyx system at the Red Cross — it’s this deal where they take out a couple of pints of your blood, remove the red cells, then pump it back into you with a little saline — it didn’t work out. Once my iron was too low, the next time it was too late in the day or something. I gave whole blood instead both times, but it was a letdown, because Alyx is pretty cool (literally, since the stuff they pump back into you isn’t quite as warm as what they took out, which might be more than you want to know).
But today, I scored a 13.6 on the iron measurement, which requires a 13.3 before you can do this (the standard for giving whole blood is lower). So I feel a sense of accomplishment.
For months, I had been putting them off, because I just didn’t feel well, starting with that crud I got before Christmas. But I’m pretty healthy now, and I certainly have time on my hands. So I finally got it done.
You should, too. We need the blood here in the Midlands, where we almost never have enough for the community’s needs, and have to import from elsewhere. I mean, you don’t want me lording it over you with how good and fine and generous I am, and you not giving — do you? Because you know, I will do that — unless you stop me by donating.
I’ve given two-and-a-half gallons over the years, by the way.
I’m the universal donor, and I can’t do it. My 16 year old daughter can do it, and I can’t do it. I have veins to die for, but I can’t stand the thought of that huge needle.
Could they use Lidocain before they stick you?
Giving blood is one of the very best things a person can do. I give as often as I can. The last time I gave I was in the chair having my arm prepped when my cell phone rang. It was the Red Cross asking me to set up a time to donate.
So now Greg and I both have the moral advantage over the rest of y’all.
And KP, if I can do it you can. Here’s the column I wrote about my first time:
They won’t take mine. I gave as often as I could after I enlisted in the USAF in 1975 and was past the three-gallon mark when the Red Cross started worrying about variant Creuzfeld-Jacobs Disorder (the human equivalent of “mad cow”). Since I pretty much spent the 80s in Europe, I can’t give until they come up with a test for vCJD.
I miss it.