Most people get a lot of e-mail that they delete immediately, and I am surely no exception. In fact, I get so much that I have several accounts, as a way of sorting and triaging — a published one for the world (which I get to as soon as I can, and race through as quickly as possible, which involves a LOT of instantaneous deletion), an internal one for gotta-know-this-to-get-the-paper-out-today-type business, a couple of private ones (one of them for e-bills, which I do my best to ignore) and so forth.
But sometimes I pause with my finger over the "delete" key, just long enough to think "Why did I get this?" Some of the messages in this category are cool. For instance, I’ve somehow gotten on a lot of e-mail lists for commercial artists and photographers, which I forward to my daughter who’s majoring in graphic arts. Still don’t know why I get them, though.
Then there’s the stuff that’s kind of work-related, but I still don’t know how I got on the list. For instance, this one today (from a source I get messages from daily):
RNC Chairman Mike Duncan to Speak at Fayette County Republican Party Reagan Day Dinner
WASHINGTON – Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairman Robert M. “Mike” Duncan will deliver the keynote address to the Fayette County Republican Party Reagan Day Dinner. The dinner will be held on April 26 at 6:00 p.m. in the Griffin Gate Marriott’s Paddock Tent to benefit the Republican Party of Fayette County. Details are available on the party’s website: www.fayettegop.com.
WHO: RNC Chairman Mike Duncan
WHAT: 2008 Fayette County Republican Party Reagan Day Dinner
WHEN: Saturday, April 26, 2008 6:00 p.m. EDT
And all the way down, I’m thinking, Fayette County where? What state is this even in? Only at the very end to I get my answer:
WHERE: Griffin Gate Marriott
1800 Newtown Pike
Lexington, KY 40511
Admittedly this comes from the Republican NATIONAL Committee, so I can see why I’m on their list. But what kind of doofus sends out a release nationally that doesn’t tell editors in the 49 other states that there is no way that they will EVER be interested in this. I mean, you know, I’m assuming that the purpose is that you would want editors to pay SOME attention to your releases at some point in the future, right? If not, why send out the damn’ things?
Yeah, I know, y’all don’t care about this. And even for me, it’s just one of a hundred or so petty irritations that I’ll endure today in my never-ending quest to inform and entertain thousands of Kansans. I mean, South Carolinians.
I’m getting one from these guys almost daily:DixieBroadcasting.Com: The Powerful Voice Of Today’s Southern Movement
And some British soldiers in Iraq want to send me a couple million in cash.It will arrive in a metal chest.Those Brits are so cheap.They can’t begin to compete with the Nigerians.
I’m in a similar situation in that I keep getting invited to the Republican Sport Shoot, but I do not own a gun and I don’t spread my political views around to enough people for anyone to know what party I grace with my support. How do they know that deep down inside I just want to shoot with a bunch of guys wearing Mossy Oak and pounding Bud Light? It is uncanny I tell you…