Since I haven’t posted anything all day, I thought I’d share something that I find especially fun — excerpts from the latest adventures of the Twins.
Here’s are two recent updates on Facebook from their mother. First, one from Tuesday:
So far today, we’ve been to the dermotologist and broken a mirror and played keep away with botox syringes (literally — they leave them lying around), collected and delivered a stool sample to pediatrician, broken off part of a mandolin and stuffed it in daddy’s laser printer which made a groan and died, attempted to …fix everything by stuffing plastic “magic wand” into mandolin, and now it is noon and we are nude.
Then, one from Thursday:
“Help me Sissa!” Sissa helps by lifting Sissa at waist, so Sissa can flip on light switch, in attempt to rouse Mommy. Followed by rousing chorus of Wonder Pets theme song: “What’s gonna work? Team work!” What a way to wake up!
I have yet to receive a report on what they’ve done today. By the way, in case you wondered — they’re two-and-a-half years old.
Right now, Carolyn is “reading” “A Wocket in My Pocket” to herself. Only, the book’s upside down. And it’s “Hop on Pop.”
Toddlers and dogs. They both seem to get into trouble.
One of our beagles, Zeus, chewed the cover on a Cesar Millan (“Dog Whisperer”) book and chewed another hardbacked book on dog obedience. We found a chewed inkject printer cartridge which may have been full since I found the wrapper for it. Zeus and Athena also chewed a picture frame (I don’t think they ingested any of the glass since they’re both fine).
I’m sorry, but a Wocket in my Pocket sounds alarmingly like it’s NSFW!
@ Ralph– Beagles will eat anything and everything, I’m told–like little tri-colored goats!
Dirty mind, Kathryn. I’ve been reading that book to my kids for 13 years and that never occurred to me 🙂