Taking off on a report that NSA operatives have on some occasions used their surveillance power to check up on their personal love interests (this kind of intelligence-gathering is informally called “LOVEINT”), a lot of folks have been having fun with #nsapickuplines.
Some diverting examples, courtesy of NPR:
I bet you’re tired of guys who only pretend to listen. #NSAPickupLines
I’d tap that. #NSAPickUpLines
Just relax while we unzip your files. #NSAPickUpLines
#NSAPickupLines Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my chat log reviews all day.
I know exactly where you have been all my life #NSAPickUpLines
#NSAPickUpLines Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.