Who says NSA surveillance can’t be a source of fun?

Taking off on a report that NSA operatives have on some occasions used their surveillance power to check up on their personal love interests (this kind of intelligence-gathering is informally called “LOVEINT”), a lot of folks have been having fun with #nsapickuplines.

Some diverting examples, courtesy of NPR:

I bet you’re tired of guys who only pretend to listen.

I’d tap that.

Just relax while we unzip your files.

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my chat log reviews all day.

I know exactly where you have been all my life

Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

3 thoughts on “Who says NSA surveillance can’t be a source of fun?

  1. Norm Ivey

    Andrew Kaczynski ‏@BuzzFeed
    Girl can I get yo number. Oh, wait I already have it. #NSAPickUpLines

    Chris Colemon ‏@ChrisColemon
    “I’m the guy your mother warned you about in an email this morning.” #NSAPickUpLines

    Erik Haltson ‏@Erik_Haltson
    Hey girl, did you fall from heaven or were you born at 10:23pm at St Sebastian’s hospital on May 21 1992 to Andrew and Lois #NSAPickUpLines


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