Portrait of the Artist as an Arrogant Old Guy

Jim Hammond sent this to me today, from the Nephron announcement Friday.

I don’t know what I’m smirking at as I line up that shot on the iPhone. Perhaps I think I’m catching someone in a compromising attitude. Or maybe it’s that I realized Jim was shooting me as I made that shot. Who knows why I smirk? The Cartesian take on it would be, I think, therefore I smirk.

And I’m not turning up my nose at anyone. I mean, I do turn up my nose, sir, but not at you, sir. It’s just that I wear bifocals, so I do that a lot.

I’m kind of jealous of the quality of Jim’s camera. It does a good job with a backlit subject.  I have a really good camera, too — really good — but it uses film. And that’s just too much trouble and expense these days for everyday use.

Oh, and here’s a picture from way back of me biting my thumb — I mean, turning up my nose — at Dan Quayle. It’s from a chance encounter at a banquet years and years ago …

ME: "I'll have you know, sir, that in South Carolina, we DRESS for dinner!" QUAYLE: "All I want is a potatoe."

6 thoughts on “Portrait of the Artist as an Arrogant Old Guy”

  1. Brad

    Well, yeah, pretty much.

    I have a couple of newer frames, but one is only good for looking at a desktop, and the others give me a headache when I try to wear them.

    I can’t get new lenses for these, but even though they’re not the right prescription, they don’t give me headaches.

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  2. `Kathryn Fenner

    Why can’t you get new lenses for those–they’re actually back in style. You can fit lenses in vintage frames, and that’s what those are….

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  3. bud

    Dang, Kathryn has stolen my thunder again. That was my exact thought.

    I couldn’t get new lenses for my frames last time I went to the eye doctor. Planned obsolesense is alive and well in the eyeglasses world.

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  4. Ralph Hightower

    Brad,

    I haven’t switched to a digital SLR either. We have digital Point & Shoots. But my 30 year old Canon still works. I had to order ISO 100 speed film from New York City when I went to Florida for the final Space Shuttle launch. I couldn’t find 100 speed film in Columbia. All the traditional camera stores in Columbia are dead.

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  5. `Kathryn Fenner

    Walmart in West Columbia put sunglasses lenses in a pair of 80s plastic vintage frames I bought at etsy. They cautioned that the frames get brittle over time and the process of installing the lenses further stresses the frames, but if I was game, they were. I suppose you are gambling the cost of the lenses,in case the frames didn’t make the process, but Wally World is cheap.

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