Once, I was a hard-news guy. Strictly hard news. I was ready and eager to cover almost any disaster that befell my fellow humans — fire, murder, kidnapping, bank robbery. Even as an editor, I’d desert the newsroom and rush out to the scene to see if my reporters needed a hand covering it.
And yeah, I felt guilty about being enthusiastic about other people’s misery, but (I told myself) I didn’t cause the misery; I just wanted to be the first to tell everybody about it. (And I swear, I never exploited misery by asking a victim “How do you feel?” That kind of “news” coverage always nauseated me. Just the facts, ma’am.)
Once, there was a big bank robbery breaking on deadline, with the scanner telling us the robbers were holed up in a nearby apartment in a complex where I had once lived. Though we were between editions, I rushed to the scene and stood amid the cop cars that were surrounding the building, staring at the doors and windows and waiting for the action to break. Then I glanced to the left and the right, and saw all the cops were taking cover behind their cars, with weapons drawn. I decided to get behind something myself, but in a position where I wouldn’t miss anything.
I had to get back to the office a few minutes later, but don’t fret; I didn’t miss anything. The robbers weren’t there. Bad tip.
Once, my boss told me that I was her “news hound.” I protested that we had a newsroom of 150 news hounds. She said, “No, we don’t.” I say that not to brag, but to set up my point, which is coming soon.
Of course, my main hard news jam was politics — in my newsroom days, and even more so after my conversion to editorial. Politics was the main thing; the others were just interesting breaks in the routine. Political coverage and commentary is why we have the First Amendment protection for the press. Our Framers knew that an informed electorate was essential for our republic to survive, and that meant a free press. Politics was the one hard news thing every citizen could do something about. So they needed a lively, detailed source of reliable information on the subject.
And as long as we had healthy newspapers in our communities, our republic thrived.
But that’s not my point. My point is that our polis, our political community, our marketplace of ideas has now degenerated to the point that I take little interest in the political stuff. Which is why I don’t blog much anymore — and when I do, it’s usually about popular culture or other trivia outside the political sphere. There just seems to me to be no point to delve into what was the important stuff to me for most of my life.
You can inform people all you want, and reflect upon the salient facts as carefully and intelligently as you are able, and it has zero effect. Everyone rejects it vociferously. It’s not only that they are unaffected by the commentary; they completely disregard the facts. If the facts (much less the opinions) are not in agreement with their own prejudices, they sweep them aside with hardly a glance. After all, their own preferences are constantly reinforced by the more comfortable (to them) “facts” and viewpoints fed to them by the sources of information that have replaced serious news coverage.
So I spend more and more time thinking about other stuff. Like sports. Which is particularly ironic, given it’s me. I didn’t say anything to them, but when guys used to tell me, “I just read the sports pages,” it always lowered them a bit in my estimation. And now I’m sort of one of them.
Of course, it’s just baseball, the National Pasttime, but it’s still sports. And while I’ve got you, the latest is that last night, the Red Sox beat the Dodgers (currently the Best Team in Baseball, statistically), to close out the best month Boston’s history. Their won-loss average was .840 in July — 24 and 4. You know how I said, back when Boston took its first step up from the cellar, that all the best sports movies start with the team being in the hopeless dumps, before they climb and climb and climb until they win it all? Well, we’re really getting into the good part now. The final, triumphant reel is rolling.
So that was my favorite thing in the paper this morning. But I’m here to share my second favorite: “Too many chickens coming home to roost.” It was on the Globe’s front page:
Sure, roosters don’t lay eggs and are known to make a racket, so most amateur chick hatchers don’t have any use for them. But, the Wood Family Farm would like you to know it already has plenty, thanks all the same….
But folks in the area keep dumping their roosters there.
This story ties together a number of things that have interested me for some time. My family is into vegetable (and fruit) gardening, but we have to build raised beds because our soil is essentially red-clay brick. And my wife would like to have chickens, but, you know — subdivision covenants. My son, who lives in a nearby community, built a nice coop and got some chickens and his family had “free” eggs for awhile, but all he could keep where he lives was hens.
In populated areas, roosters aren’t allowed because, you know, the crowing. Hey, when we were in Thailand, everyplace we stayed (even Bangkok) had nearby roosters, and it was kind of nice. We always wanted to get an early start on the sight-seeing. But them’s the rules in populated areas.
And the reasons that one Peabody farm was a fave dumping ground for roosters were a) it was in the general Boston metro area (just west of Salem), and b) it was located at the junction of two major roads. And it’s driving Madison Wook, the young woman running the farm, nuts:
“I am just a 25-year-old girl taking care of her family’s farm, and it keeps falling on me to take these roosters in when they’re dumped,” Wood said.
And bless her, she’s sweet-hearted enough that she does take them in, even though there are now 15 of the useless braggarts and she’s not set up to have any. She feeds them and puts them “in her paddock alongside her ducks and cows.”
So I like Madison Wood. And I even have some sympathy for the folks who are inflicting this plague upon her. They care enough about chickens to keep them, and they can’t keep the these guys, but they don’t have the heart to butcher and cook them. (And sure, our farming ancestors would scoff at that, and their hunter-gatherer ancestors wouldn’t even scoff, because they’d be too busy starting a fire and making a makeshift rotisserie. But we are prisoners of our soft environment, so as I say, I’m sympathetic.)
But these folks need to take their Foghorn Leghorns somewhere else now. I hope Madison doesn’t get any more boarders to worry about. But one upside: She’s not going to have any trouble waking up in the morning for awhile…














