Ooh, scary stuff today in my INbox from Michele Bachmann:
Barney Frank’s coming to town
Friend,
Be afraid!
Tonight my opponent is bringing Barney Frank, one of the most extreme liberal members of Congress, to Minnesota. Barney is the guest of honor at a fundraiser where the only goal is to raise millions of dollars- all to be spent to defeat our campaign and our conservative values.
Friend, Barney Frank is just one of the examples of the unbelievable stops the Democrats are pulling out in order to defeat our campaign. They have poured millions already into Minnesota and have millions more just waiting to be pumped into the Minnesota airwaves to slander my name, defeat our campaign and re-install Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House.
To send a strong message to Barney Frank, our campaign has set a goal of raising $100,000 today…
She should get Count Floyd to read that, to make it extra scary: “Barney Frank iss comink to town — und he’s in 3D! AaaOOOOOO!”
Because, you know, boys and girls, that Barney Frank is a scary guy! He’s one of the most, you know, how shall I put this… liberal members of Congress! And you all know what I mean when I say “liberal,” right? Oooohhh…
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Shoot, I thought he was coming here. I’d totally like to see Barney Frank!
You mean… you’re not scared? Apparently, he really spooks people in Minnesota…
Here’s a picture of Barney Frank in Minnesota:
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@Kathryn, they have these things that’ll transport you to Minnesota. Minnesota is an ultra-liberal state, you’d probably enjoy yourself enough to move there.
Michelle “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann is much scarier, especially standing next to Trikki Nikki
It sounds like something that Joe Wilson would send out begging for contributions.