Well, that was it last night. No more baseball for me in 2026.
It’s not just that my top three fave teams are now eliminated after that painfully anticlimactic game in Los Angeles last night (were the Dodgers even trying to win a third World Series? It looked like it briefly when Ohtani finally hit a homer early on, but that wore off).
For me, what makes it worse is that there are no REAL major-league teams left in contention. I could have accepted the Braves being in it, even though they’re no longer in Boston (and haven’t been in my lifetime). The Cardinals would have been fine, or the Orioles or the Cubs. I could even, with some bitterness, accept the Yankees. They’re a real team, one that you expect to beat other real teams.
But look what’s left:
- Yeah, I know there was a Milwaukee Brewers team as early as 1901. But this one is an expansion club, trading on an old name. That’s not legit. If the team didn’t exist when I started collecting baseball cards, I can’t like it — I’m just too conservative that way. It’s why I’m a baseball fan, rather than a follower of snowboarding. Baseball is about Tradition! Nor do I accept professional baseball uniforms that are obviously based on Cub Scout uniforms. And not even traditional Cub Scout uniforms, for that matter. Look at those hats. Those are 1970s-style (one of the worst terms you can use to describe clothing) hats. Here’s the kind of hat I wore, when Cubs were Cubs. Sure, there’s no question that bunch of hairy Webelos outplayed the two-year world champs. Still doesn’t satisfy me.
- For similar reasons, I might have been able to accept the Cleveland Indians. But tradition has been flouted along the Cuyahoga in another way. And y’all know I’ve not a supporter of Identity Politics, on the left or the right. It’s a little bit cool that they slyly kept the last five letters of their name, so if a player stands with his left side turned toward you, you can be fooled into thinking that it’s Pedro Cerrano in an updated uni. But that still doesn’t cut it. I’m not crazy about updated unis, either. Sorry I had to mention a fictional player there, but I just don’t watch these guys, so I can’t name any of the real ones.
- Tampa Bay? Are you kidding me? Hey, I used to live in Tampa, when I was in high school, and yeah, I saw a lot of professional baseball — but only in the spring. And they were real teams — the Reds (with Charlie Hustle, and rookie Johnny Bench), and the Cardinals (it’s when I first saw my wife’s cousin Tim McCarver, and his teammates Bob Gibson, rookie Steve Carlton, Joe Torre, Lou Brock and Curt Flood). We also had the Mets in the Bay Area, but, you know, expansion club — although an early one. (Also, I’ll never forget that Tom Seaver refused to even turn to look at my little brother when he was running alongside him begging for an autograph.)
I suppose there’s some small chance that I’ll hear about something amazing happening between now and Halloween, causing me to tune in briefly. But from now on, my baseball energy is focused on hoping for the Red Sox in 2027.

































