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Immigration gap column

The GOP split between
rhetoric and reality

By Brad Warthen
Editorial Page Editor
TUESDAY’S debate revealed a significant split in the Republican Party between Reality and Rhetoric, Ideas and Ideology.
    Sen. John McCain was asked a question that sounded like it had been dreamed up by Tom Clancy: Would he, in a totally “what-if” scenario, torture prisoners to prevent a theoretical terrorist attack?
    Sen. McCain, who has actually been tortured, for years on end, by a ruthless enemy, gave a thoughtful answer based on bitter experience: Knowing the United States would not do what the North Vietnamese were doing to him kept him going, kept him believing in his country and what it stood for. Besides, he didn’t want to give enemies an excuse to torture our troops.
    Rep. Tom Tancredo said he would call the fictional Jack Bauer. Others were no more realistic. Their answers had nothing to do with winning a war and everything to do with stirring the blood.
    Then there’s immigration.
    During the debate, Sen. McCain — again — spoke of his work on the issue that most candidates, and most members of Congress, would rather rant than do anything about.
    Two days later, he stood up with a bipartisan group of senators to announce a deal, months in the making, that represented the first attempt to address immigration comprehensively after a year of stalemate.
    Immediately, the Big GOP Split reasserted itself with a thunderous crack. South Carolina’s U.S. senators illustrated the split. Lindsey Graham — who had been late for the debate Tuesday because the White House had asked him to stay and help hammer out the agreement — hailed the proposal as “the last, best chance we have, probably for decades, to fix immigration.”
    Jim DeMint, sounding peeved at not having been in the room, was dismissive: “I don’t care how you try to spin it, this is amnesty.”
    He didn’t know yet what was in the bill, but he knew the magic word for condemning it.
    Sen. Graham had this to say about that: “Amnesty is a pardon and means all is forgiven. This legislation is not amnesty…. I hope all Senators, particularly those who were not part of the negotiations, will become more informed about the details of the bill before making incorrect statements. Here are the facts… . Illegal aliens will not be allowed to jump in line for citizenship ahead of those currently waiting. If they want to become citizens they must pay fines, learn English, pass a civics exam, undergo background checks and leave the United States and return to their country of origin. The punishment is fair and just. The public expects Members of Congress to speak their minds, but be informed in their opinions.”
    That’s too much trouble for some. I asked Rep. Tancredo Friday morning, when he called into a radio show I was on, whether this compromise wasn’t better than doing nothing. He was unequivocal: “Doing nothing is better.”
    I mentioned that to Sen. Graham Friday afternoon. “The Tancredo model never leads to a solution,” he said.
    “I have decided, as a United States senator, to stand on principle, and try to solve problems. And they’re not inconsistent. One of the principles that made America great is that the problem-solvers have always been greater in number and will than the demagogues.”
    He said, when a reporter asked, that he was not referring to Jim DeMint. “Jim is a very serious guy,” he said. But, he added, “one thing I would suggest is that before you enflame the public by using buzzwords, let’s look and see what we did.”
    Shortly after Sen. Graham said that, Sen. DeMint put out another release, complaining that the negotiators were trying to rush the bill through without letting him and others see whether they could go for it (which may very well be what they’re doing). He raised the “A-word” again, but in a somewhat more conciliatory way: “As we understand it, this plan will grant amnesty… This can be fixed, but it will take time and there is no way the Senate can responsibly complete this debate in one week.”
    On the presidential campaign trail, however, there was little appetite for closing gaps and getting things done. Mitt Romney wasn’t waiting around for details: “I strongly oppose today’s bill going through the Senate. It is the wrong approach.”
    Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s campaign put out a statement purporting to address the proposal that was, to say the least, oblique: “The recent Fort Dix plot is a stark reminder that the threat of terrorism has made immigration an important matter of national security. We need to know who is coming in and who is going out of this country if we are going to deal with those who are here illegally.”
    As Sen. McCain had said during the debate, the Fort Dix plotters didn’t all sneak into the country illegally. The issues are completely unrelated.
    I don’t know what to do about illegal immigration. I want to see the laws enforced. I also want the laws to recognize reality.
    In a different context, I asked former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee about the difference between being a governor and existing inside the Beltway: “You actually are going to have to do something” if you’re a governor, he said. “You don’t have the luxury of being an ideologue.”
    Some inside the Beltway want to do something, too. They’ve made a dramatic effort in that direction with this immigration bill. I don’t know whether it’s the way to go or not. But I suspect that the biggest barrier facing it will be Republicans who prefer to luxuriate in ideology.

Joe says it ain’t so

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ou may have noticed the brief item in today’s paper under S.C. Politics Today that noted the fact that, as shown above, there was a "Republicans for Tommy Moore" sign out in front of the building where U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson‘s congressional offices are located, on Sunset Boulevard in West Columbia.

The above picture was taken by Mona Chamberlin, The State‘s governmental affairs editor.

Not knowing that she had shot that previously, I resolved to take my own picture today on my way in to work, since I pass the spot almost daily.

So I turned in to the building’s parking lot, got out, walked around to try to get a shot with the smaller Wilson sign in the foreground (as Mona did), and whoa — there was no Wilson sign. That thing’s been there for years, and it was just gone.

I guess Joe decided he could disassociated himself by removing himself from the picture more easily than getting his landlord to ditch the other one.

I shrugged and walked back to the car, and only as I was driving off did I decide it might be good to have a picture of what wasn’t there, so I shot the image below through my vehicle window. Hence the bad angle and lower quality. But if you look closely, you can see the sign frame and little empty hooks dangling, even though it’s all kind of camouflaged by the trees and power lines. Use Mona’s picture as a guide, keeping in mind that mine’s shot from a lower angle.

Politics is weird, ain’t it?

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Art restoration

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his is one for you art lovers out there. My roommate from my USC days recently took part in the special pre-demolition reception for former inmates of the Honeycombs. He will remain nameless for now — all I will say is that he was an art major, and that is him at the bottom of the above image.

As you see him, he has just restored a graffiti work from his early Gonzo-minimalist period — or restored it as well as he could, working in a hurried fashion before the university authorities could notice he had slipped away from the group.

By the way, my roommate was the responsible one in our duo — he kept his side of the room spotless, with all his art supplies neatly stacked and categorized, his clothes put away in the closet. He was the one with the short, conservative hair. I think he even used to make his bed.

My side looked like a waste dump, featuring pots with week-old food cooked on with my contraband hotplate, sloppily-hung posters and dirty clothes. The finishing touch was my mountain of State newspapers, not one of which I ever tossed, constantly spilling over to his side, and earning me the sobriquet "Ratso Rizzo" (we had both seen "Midnight Cowboy" over at the Russell House). He still calls me that, even though I’ve cut my hair and shaved.

Connoisseurs of early-1970s, 4th-floor Snowden culture will recognize the above hastily-penned reproduction as only dimly evocative of the original, once-thought-to-be-immortal work that was scratched deeply into the paint that coated the concrete-block wall. It was located over the elevator immediately across from our room, and was still there when I took my bride by there on our honeymoon three years later. I was proud to play the docent and explain to her the history behind this treasure. She was suitably impressed, I think — she was speechless.

Unfortunately, the original was lost to a later renovation of the building — probably about the time they put those sissy dividers in to make separate shower stalls in the floor’s one bathroom.

But all is not lost! My roommate and I are planning a guerrilla revisit to the site in the next few days, and hope to restore the original to its rightful place, so that the building’s boisterous spirits will lie at rest when the Big Crash comes. If you would like to help in bringing about this once-in-a-lifetime testament to the (adolescent) human spirit, your cash gifts can be sent to this blog.

What would Sgt. Hulka say?

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s we all know, one of the first things the iconic Sgt. Hulka said to the new recruits upon their arrival at basic training in the immortal "Stripes" was:

Men, welcome to the United States Army. I’m Sergeant Hulka. I’m your
drill sergeant. Before we proceed any further, we gotta get something
straight. Your mamas are not here to take care of you now. It’s just
you, me, and Uncle Sam. And before I leave you, you’re gonna find out
that me and Uncle Sam are one in the same.

Well what would he have to say about this caption from The Associated Press, which goes with the above photo?

Pfc. Kimbery Brown,37, left, and her 18-year-old son Pfc. Dereck Noe, right, of Boone NC., embrace after they graduated together during a ceremony Friday, Aug. 18, 2006, at the Army’s training facility at Fort Jackson, in Columbia, S.C.

“I’m shaking it, boss!”

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What a frightening creature! And what’s that she’s holding?

I saw this picture yesterday, and had trouble making head or tail of it (sorry) until I saw this morning’s WSJ, and realized, "Oh, that’s what she was holding!"

The most pertinent passage:

"Keep shaking!" auctioneer David Corbin admonished the candidates. "Don’t let it crawl up your arm and bite!"

Here’s what the caption on the Associated Press photo said:

U. S. Rep. Katherine Harris, R-Florida, holds up a possum she purchased at the Wausau Possum Festival, Saturday, Aug. 5, 2006, in Wausau, Fla. Harris is a candidate for the U. S. Senate.

Yes, it says she bought it. I wonder what she’s going to do with it. If she plans to eat it, I hope she lets out that belt a little first.

Has Spratt displaced Franklin?

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raveling again. And on about the umpteenth time I passed this billboard this summer, I finally stopped and grabbed the image, so that I could ask:

Is it just me, or does the guy on this bill look just like South Carolina’s own John Spratt? Take away the mustache, of course. See it?

I knew he was the ranking Democrat on the House Budget Committee, but I didn’t know he had the kind of pull it takes to replace ol’ Ben on the C-note.

You play your game; we’ll play ours

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t seems that the governor’s polling place has amenities that mine lacks.Sanfordvote72

As you can see from this post, I vote in the parts warehouse at a John Deere heavy equipment dealer. I suppose you could play with the belts and gears and stuff, but it would really take a high boredom threshold.

But at the place where the Sanford fam goes on Sullivan’s Island, they not only have festive murals, but foosball.

Not to mention the fact that they’re at the beach, and I’m at work.

I wonder if they get better turnout there?

I have to envy this

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McConnell Demands to Know: Who Put Wheels on Hunley?

I took this shot behind a Lizard’s Thicket in my home county of Lexington. Now before anybody says anything disparaging, I must say that at least this guy (and I’m assuming, from the empty snuff cans encasing the antenna, that this is a guy) has a car. I’m in the condition of Ferris Bueller, who after calling Cameron’s car a "piece of ____" — causing Cameron to protest — had to explain:

It is a piece of ____. Don’t worry about it. I don’t even have a piece a ___. I have to envy yours.

My truck recently developed a terminal condition. Basically, it caught fire while I was driving it on the Interstate. I’ll tell the story once I’ve sorted out the situation in my mind. It’s been almost two weeks, and I’ve been avoiding the issue because I’ve been driving my Dad’s car while he and my Mom were out of town (which I guess is more of "Risky Business" sort of situation than a Ferris Bueller). Anyway, my folks came back today, so I’d better start thinking fast about how I’m going to get to work and stuff seeing as how we don’t have the light rail system I’ve always wanted.

By the way, that’s my poor truck sitting at the far end of the lot at the mechanic’s, next to the dumpster. I guess they put it there so none of the other vehicles would catch what it has.

As Ferris would say,

I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?

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If you liked that one…

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Secretary of State Also Heal’s Editor’s Digital Recorder.

Since Lauren liked my similar photo of Thomas Ravenel, I thought I’d pass along this one from my files. No, this one isn’t as dramatic as the Ravenel one, but hey — it’s better than trying to write a real post today.

Oh, and my digital recorder is doing much better now. It just needs some fresh batteries. Thanks for asking.

Here’s yer ‘choice’: Git or else

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Not showing up for the GOP candidate’s debate for superintendent of education tonight was elusive write-in candidate Zeb Hatfield.

However, I did manage to track down Mr. Hatfield for a brief interview at his secluded hideaway in the sandhills. I was only able to get this one photograph before he got his flintlock smoothbore musket loaded. That’s his campaign consultant on his shoulder — nothing unusual about it; that’s exactly where you’ll find most such critters during interviews.

I asked him what he thought about his opponents. He dismissed Bob Staton as a "suit." He allowed as how Karen Floyd was "rat purty," yet "too slick by half." He said Mike Ryan had spent "way too much time in the Yankee Army to be trusted." He said he didn’t know enough about the other two to say for sure why he didn’t like them; he just knew he didn’t.

As he was ramming the wad home in the musket, I tried to pin down his views regarding EFA, EIA, PACT, EAA, NCLB and PPIC. He said he reckoned if I hung around about half a minute longer, he’d "larn" me to go "pokin’ fun at folks who couldn’t read or write a lick by spellin’ out nasty words rat to they faces."

I asked him something about his views on "choice" as I backed toward my vehicle. He said he’d give me a choice: I could either GIT or taste lead.

After two debates, I had thought I was getting the hang of moderating. But there are just some folks that refuse to be moderated. Mr. Hatfield is one. I chose to git.

Ravenel takes back comments on Quinn

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‘Treasurer Candidate Heals Editor’s Digital Recorder’

Sorry, Mr. Ravenel. When I run the motor drive on my digital camera, some of the images that come out make irresistible blog fodder — particularly for my "Write Your Own Caption" category. Here’s a more normal picture at right. No, it’sRavenel_blog2_1 not as big as the goofy one, but if you click on it, it will be.

Anyway, the actual purpose of this blog is to record Thomas Ravenel’s "apology" to state Treasurer rival Rick Quinn. You may recall that the two of them went at each other rather intensely during the Sunday night debate on ETV (here’s a link to the streaming video).

Mr. Ravenel came in for his endorsement interview this afternoon, and when I asked what the Ravenel-Quinn feuding was all about, he said this (and I have it on NONstreaming video, which you can download, but it will take a while):

Well, in fairness to Rick, he was right. He’s right. I was trying to make the distinction between myself and Rick in that I’m a businessman, and he’s a politician. And that’s not necessarily fair to him, so I’m gonna revise that: I’m a businessman, and he is a career politician. Which I am not. Yes, I’m a politician; am I a career politician? No. So I (have to) add that adjective… and specify that he’s a career politician.

And it was standing still!

Five endorsement interviews today — five! The one with Karen Floyd lasted almost two hours.Endorses_047_1

I’ll write about them later. In the meantime, I’ll post this picture, which I shot last night on Devine Street across from Birds on a Wire.

This red Chevy Silverado was parked right in front of myspace — I mean, my parking space. It had a stack of what appeared to be campaign signs in it.

Anyway, I didn’t spot "Agent SC2" — but this appears to be one of his double-naught spy cars.

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06stump_016Mayor Bob needs to have a lo-o-ong talk with Mayor Frank.

Honestly, I don’t get the trolley thing. What it has to do with running for governor, I don’t know. But I know it didn’t work that great in Columbia, and I doubt it would work any better in Florence.

Anyway, I was struck by the fact that Mr. Willis had invested so much in signage. Unusual signage. Even innovative signage — although I have to say that the first thing I thought of when I saw this display was, "Jim Hodges. School bus. Breakfast-table issues." … and other stuff Mr. Hodges did when he was minority leader in the House, and later as gubernatorial candidate and then governor.

So it was kinda different, and kinda the same. And for a Democrat, the overall message thus conveyed was — forgive me — rather pedestrian.

Or perhaps I should say, "hackneyed."

Or perhaps I should go on to the next item.